He walked into the airport. Just as the guards arrived to take him in, he brandished a lit matchstick around. “I WILL BLOW UP THIS AIRPORT! NOT KIDDING!” He was drenched in petrol, his body strapped with 1 kg of TNT. A foolhardy guard then leapt at him, and impulsively the man dropped his matchstick…

Ice, ice baby

Tiger, tiger, burning bright…

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